Penchant to anger

So it would appear that I have an unconscious penchant to anger people… well not really. I don’t do that intentionally. It also seems lately that I’ve been more irritable as of late as well. These two things aren’t unrelated. I think I just need to buckle down and deal with all those things that cause me immediate worry.I wish I was like a turtle. I could then retreat into my shell and the world around me can do whatever it wants to and I need not be a part of it. I would be a tiny stone that just sits in a garden doing nothing… just lying their peacefully. Then one day I’d crawl out of that shell and move along to whatever.

If I taught my self ninjitsu I could become a ninja turtle. I could teach myself by mimicking real ninjas… not that I see any, but I could find some. Then I could wear a ninja costume. I’d have a katana in a sheath that rests on my back. . . or rather my shell. Wait, I could just be a ninja… and a poet, using the same costume… time to take on the world…